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Just a round up of Tummy Trouble and Potty news across the web

A Crohn's Stamp I want to see the design. Think it will be a gut? a toilet?
Flushie the Talking Toilet
Flushing Fish Toilet
Toilet-o-rama
Toilet Paper Origami
Poop Culture

Oh wait, you came to hear about real life tummy troubles? Umm well, uh, doing ok. Check up on Wed.

See Libraries and Tummy Troubles Go Together

You should go look: Library-Gut of the Community

Port-a-John Stonehenge

Perhaps a statement on constipation? Maybe why the festival was sunk in mud that looks tummy troubled? Don't know...but take a look at the Banksy Stonehenge. Of course, we could also get into the worship of toilets...

By the way, CNN reported that 160,000 rolls of recycled toilet paper were handed out at the festival.

Meaning

Flush Game

Flush duckies, dog food and more with dishy Jo the Plumber. It is an interactive ad for Kohler toilets (and a pretty darn effective one. We could use that kind of flush power here!) So, go join Jo for some fun in the bathroom...you can click on an object and one of you can flush it.

Poopy Weight Converter

Ok, the weird converter lets you convert the weight of all nature of things (also the length and height). But the truly interesting option is to figure out the weight of things measured against the weight of an average bowel movement. Like...1 gallon of water = 18.8931730551 average poop trips to the bathroom.

Crohn's Comedy

Just What I Have Dreamed of Finding! not.

The chocolate Anus! Perfect for your wedding or civil ceremony?

Now, can you imagine the dinner party where you whip these out?

Rimming safe style?

Make Your GI Doctor Laugh

Tell her as she apologizes for prednisone side effects before she even writes the script "Hey, at least my house will get clean". GI doctor laughed and laughed and apologized for laughing. I am not sure what part of that was funny...ok not that funny. Especially since Denise HATES that part of my steroidal evilness.

If you really want Prednisone humor though...go get this Carla Ulbrich CD...there is no sample of her Prednisone song...but there is the tummy trouble favorite--On The Commode Again. Carla is super sweet and funny. I love her. I love her boots. I love her songs. I love the silliness. She is a family favorite. My beautiful daughter is especially fond of What if your girlfriend was gone? Well, in fact both of the daughters are fond of that, though the younger one is more fond of The man who changes the lightbulbs. My son...loves the wedgie song. (all of those on different Carla cds...buy them all...they will cheer your heart)

Google TisP

Woo hoo! Google has announced a new service that allows broadband right where those of us with tummy troubles need it-the toilet. Check it out!

Tummy Trump Cards

These come from the list of top 20 comic weapons. Who knew?
The Dung Cannon-ok this one seems more like a Neopet weapon with more violence:

Dung’s Dual Poop Cannons - Savage Dragon

One of the many throwaway villains that graced the pages of Savage Dragon, Dung is about as static as a character can be. He is a walking poop joke, armed (literally) with two sewage cannons. Where all that crap comes from remains a mystery, but the fact remains that Dung has one of the greatest weapons in comic history.

This next one-true evil-yet appealling in a wanna know what tummy troubles are like? Let me just show you...sort of way. The Bowel Disrupter:

The Bowel Disruptor – Transmetropolitan

Spider Jerusalem’s weapon of choice, even beating out a good old-fashioned boot to the groin. The Bowel Disruptor does pretty much exactly what it sounds like it would with settings that include:

Watery
Loose
Prolapse
Shat Into Unconsciousness
Unspeakable Gut Horror
Rectal Volcano
And last but certainly not least, Burning Anal Geyser.

Tempting isn't it?

Too bad I don't have it in me to be a comic book evil villain. darn it. I think I got zapped by one though.

Maybe I need to add one

In Spain...they add a pooping peasant to Nativity Scenes. For a picture go here

London Potty?

Gone potty? I don't know. I do know that this bathroom is opening in London, near or in some shopping center. 10 pounds a go. I am a little alarmed that this was opened in response to a lack of public bathrooms (only 400 in London, which is not a small town) and uh, I have to at least go through London to see my kids in Feb. I better put tummy trouble toilet money in my trip budget I guess. sigh.

In Honor of Prep...Bathroom Quiz

What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You

You are a giving soul. Way too giving in fact. You often get stuck doing the dirty work that no one else will do. Your idea of fashion is jeans and a t-shirt. Clean, if you're lucky. You have the perfect blend of confidence and class. You're proud of who you are - but you don't broadcast it. In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You'll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return.

What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?

The Bathroom Snob

The Bathroom Snob

This is a cool blog for all of us who spend a lot of the time in the bathroom and even pretty cool for those who spend an average or very little amount of time in the bathroom.

She even alerted me to the extra special self cleaning toilet which led me to the scotchguarded SINK! Very cool.
Now go visit!

toilets self-cleaning bathroom snob

More Toilet News

Malaysia Wants to Flush Dirty Toilet Rep - Yahoo! News: "Malaysia will try to flush its long-held image of having foul-smelling public restrooms with a National Toilet Summit to educate the public about the importance of clean commodes."

"The vision ... is to establish a clean toilet culture,"

Wow, can we have any more toilet news? Toilet summit leader sounds like a job for someone with tummy troubles doesn't it?

toilets, bathrooms, Malaysia

Fun Germ Facts

Fear the Phone
Fun Germ Facts for Your Day:

• Germs do not stick where people believe they will.
  
• Doorknobs are usually on the low side as far as bacteria because they are not usually moist. "Never fear a doorknob."


• The average desk harbors 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat


• Short-cycle, cold-water laundry washing leaves viruses and bacteria largely intact.


• There is a 10th of a gram of feces in the average pair of underwear, which then swishes around to get on all the clothes washed with them.


• Viruses such as hepatitis A, rotavirus and bacteria such as Salmonella -- all of which cause stomach upsets and diarrhea -- can easily survive the average 28-minute drying cycle

Wash your hands before and after laundry and meal prep. Touch the doorknob. Sit on the toilet seat. And for goodness sake, clean your desk!

germs, toilet seats, doorknobs, laundry, bird flu

Happy National Plumber's Day

Happy National Plumber's Day! Do you live in one of the United States of America's Cloggiest Cities? Are you like us and have a toilet that requires tlc?

On Target

On Target by Marcel Neundörfer: "Recessed into a urinal is a pressure-sensitive display screen. When the guest uses it, he triggers an interactive game, producing images and sound. The reduced size of the “target” improves restroom hygiene and saves on cleanings costs"

Ok, not tummy trouble related, but bathroom related.