Thursday, March 22, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Monday, March 12, 2007
You know you want to give it a go. Will it be the next hot wedding accessory? Housewarming TP job? Print the newlyweds faces on it prior to decorating the car...or do you have more of a statement to make with it? In any case, you can order it at printedtp.com
In other news, flaring bad. At least 15 trips to the bathroom during work. At least when flaring this bad-the trips are quick. Often the hand washing takes longer than the other part. I got a cold last week and it has been downhill since. Crohn's rots.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
The Dung Cannon-ok this one seems more like a Neopet weapon with more violence:
Dung’s Dual Poop Cannons - Savage Dragon
One of the many throwaway villains that graced the pages of Savage Dragon, Dung is about as static as a character can be. He is a walking poop joke, armed (literally) with two sewage cannons. Where all that crap comes from remains a mystery, but the fact remains that Dung has one of the greatest weapons in comic history.
The Bowel Disruptor – Transmetropolitan
Spider Jerusalem’s weapon of choice, even beating out a good old-fashioned boot to the groin. The Bowel Disruptor does pretty much exactly what it sounds like it would with settings that include:
Shat Into Unconsciousness
Unspeakable Gut Horror
And last but certainly not least, Burning Anal Geyser.
Tempting isn't it?
Too bad I don't have it in me to be a comic book evil villain. darn it. I think I got zapped by one though.